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September 5, 2007

172 – A Texan’s Map of the United States

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At 678.051 km² (261.797 sq. mi), Texas is the largest of the 48 contiguous states. With a population of over 23 million, it’s also the second most populous, after California. And there’s more that sets Texas apart:

almost unique among US states, it was an independent republic for almost a decade before it joined the Union in 1845. (Tiny Vermont also was independent for more than a decade, and California too, if only for a mere month).
Texas grade school students also daily pledge allegiance to the state flag, the recitation being: “Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas; One state under God; One and indivisible.”
The first word spoken from the Moon on July 20, 1969 was “Houston”.
The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the entire state of Rhode Island.
The dome of Texas’ state capitol in Austin is 7 ft. higher than the one in Washington DC.

No wonder the state tourism slogan is: “It’s like a whole other country”. Or that people from the Lone Star State like to state that “Everything’s bigger in Texas.” But apparently not big enough, according to this postcard map. A supersized Texas expands to fill out the central part of the US, leaving the other states diminished in size with rather disparaging alternate names:

Washington: Wash Tin
Oregon: All Gone
California: uninhabitable
Idaho: Hi Ho
Utah: You Saw
Nevada: Never Add
Arizona: Arid Zone
New Mexico: New Mix (Hiccup)
Montana: Mount Annie
Colorado: Color Radio
Wyoming: Why Home In
North Dakota: North Colder
South Dakota: The Cold (South)
Nebraska: Knee Grass
Kansas: Can This
Oklahoma: Okay?
Minnesota: Mint Soda
Iowa : Out-A-Way
Missouri: Misery
Wisconsin: Wise Cousin
Illinois: Ill Noise
Michigan: Miss Again
Indiana: Indian Annie
Arkansas : Arch Insult
Ohio: Old High
Kentucky: Canned Turkey
Tennessee: Ten Seeds
Louisiana: Lousy Annie
Mississippi: Miss-Is-Yippi
Alabama: All Mammy
North Carolina: North Carol’s Line
South Carolina: South Carol’s Line
The New England states (plus NY, NJ and PA – and a big part of Maritime Canada): “Damned Yankee” Land
West Virginia: West Gin
Maryland: Snafu
Georgia: Judgy
Florida: Swamp Land

The Great Lakes are ‘Few Puddles’. I’ve no idea what year this postcard map is from, but by the looks of it, it’s somewhere in the nineteen fifties.

The postcard was found here at www.cardcow.com.


96 Comments »

  1. I might point out that Idaho’s name is actually “Hi-ho” on the postcard, not “Out-a-way”. I don’t know what “Out-a-way” is supposed to be.

    Comment by Alan — September 5, 2007 @ 10:39 pm

  2. @ Alan:
    I think the second Idaho is supposed to be Iowa. My mistake…

    Comment by strangemaps — September 5, 2007 @ 10:43 pm

  3. Don’t mess with Texas. Period!

    Comment by Dude — September 5, 2007 @ 10:48 pm

  4. I’m not sure what you’re quoting, but Texas is not unique in being an independent republic before becoming a state. Vermont was a republic from 1777 to 1791.

    Comment by caleb — September 5, 2007 @ 11:17 pm

  5. In the list, California should be “Uninhabitable”, not “Uninhabited”.

    Comment by Rubrick — September 5, 2007 @ 11:38 pm

  6. Where’s Virginia in the list? I see it on the map but I can’t make it out.

    Comment by Dan — September 6, 2007 @ 12:04 am

  7. So was California, though only for a month.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Flag_Republic

    Comment by Chris — September 6, 2007 @ 12:30 am

  8. The “Damned Yankee Land” also includes New Jersey, but doubtless you know that.

    Great map. I remember seeing that postcard from when I was a kid growing up in North Texas — circa 1975, let’s say, but doubtless the design is older.

    Comment by Northbound — September 6, 2007 @ 12:54 am

  9. I too am certain I’ve seen pressings of this particular postcard on sale in my intra-Texas travels, most likely at some roadside truck stop. I got my license in 1996, so I’m reasonably sure it would have still been on sale within the last decade.

    Comment by J — September 6, 2007 @ 1:36 am

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  12. “Damned Yankee Land” doesn’t just include New England, PA, NY, and NJ. It also includes the Maritimes! The Texan must have an expansive view of US borders…

    Comment by Jacob — September 6, 2007 @ 3:30 am

  13. wonder what the map of the US as seen by a chick from South Carolina will look like!

    Comment by Karthik — September 6, 2007 @ 3:31 am

  14. Knee Grass = Nebraska

    lol

    Well, at least Texas is more bearable than say … OKLAHOMA or KANSAS.

    Comment by mcclaud — September 6, 2007 @ 4:02 am

  15. I’ve had this postcard on my refrigerator for about 8 years. It was definitely available for sale in Texas in the late 90’s and early 2000’s.

    We may not technically be the only state to have been an independent republic, but we are the only state that has a constitutional guarantee that we can divide into five states if we so choose.

    Also, Texas is bigger than France. We have stickers to prove it.

    Comment by texasinafrica — September 6, 2007 @ 4:53 am

  16. Has to pre-date 1959. If you cut Alaska in half, Texas is the third largest state.

    Note that NM is still getting robbed of its eastern border. The “nick” in a regular map is actually a Texan theft.

    Comment by Pam — September 6, 2007 @ 6:33 am

  17. @ Caleb, Chris:
    You’re right.

    @ Rubrick:
    Correcting…

    @ Dan:
    I can’t make out what it says in Virginia. Maybe those who have the actual map at home (on their fridge) could help out.

    @ Northbound, Jacob:
    Indeed! Including…

    Comment by strangemaps — September 6, 2007 @ 9:56 am

  18. Also, Hawaii was an independent kingdom before colonization.

    Comment by Evan — September 6, 2007 @ 10:20 am

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  20. I picked this postcard up in Dallas last summer – and according to the one sitting on my cubicle wall Virginia is “Where In”.

    Comment by Dave G — September 6, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

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  22. guess i’m a damned yankee from an uninhabitable land, okay?

    (I’ve lived in New England, I’m from California, and I’m currently in Oklahoma)

    Of course, if I were making that map, Texas would be a lot smaller, and the states I’ve lived in would be bigger… but that’s just me. LOL

    Comment by Stef — September 6, 2007 @ 2:28 pm

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  24. I have no recollection of a state flag pledge! Though we did sing the state song every Friday. Texas has many wonderful things, beginning with shape and flag, but the song is just awful.

    Maybe if I show him this, my fiance, who has lived only in Yankeeland and Uninhabitable, will understand.

    Comment by nystet — September 6, 2007 @ 3:33 pm

  25. “Few puddles?”

    Texas has one natural lake — and it is natural only so far as a prehistoric logjam damming the river to make it is not artificial (even Caddo Lake is now maintained by an artificial dam).

    I mean, the gall!

    And I live in Texas.

    Comment by Ed Darrell — September 6, 2007 @ 3:57 pm

  26. Don’t mess with Texas…it’s not nice to pick on the handicapped.

    Comment by Oi! — September 6, 2007 @ 4:01 pm

  27. Great!

    I love the “Gulf of Texas”.

    Comment by metaljaybird — September 6, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

  28. Don;t forget Hawaii — it was a kingdom and then a republic before becoming part of the US. No other US state was an independent, internationally recognized nation for so long.

    I wouldn’t count California, though — the Bear Flag revolt affected only a small part of the state and never resulted in an actual government. Declaring independence is easy. Actually governing yourself — that’s the hard part. Vermont, Texas, and Hawaii did that. California didn’t.

    Comment by Christof Spieler — September 6, 2007 @ 4:15 pm

  29. Being raised in Texas, I would argue that a true Texan’s map of the U.S. would eliminate Oklahoma!

    On another note, I don’t think any other state has the pride that Texas does, so bottom line is, “Don’t mess with Texas.”

    Comment by sushi1869 — September 6, 2007 @ 4:18 pm

  30. I’m assuming Delaware also got swallowed by “damned yankee land”?

    -JS-

    Comment by Joe Stankowski — September 6, 2007 @ 4:34 pm

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  32. rofl….”A true texans map would eliminate Oklahoma”…

    After living in both places, I’d have to agree. Oklahoma is a Texas wannabe. What my Dad used to call ‘God’s country’.

    Yes Dad, that’s because nobody else wanted it.

    Comment by Sue Ann Edwards — September 6, 2007 @ 5:16 pm

  33. Of course, Texans don’t buy these. This is a staple of road-side gift shops and other places frequented by tourists. It’s funny that people come here, buy these, and send them off to to non-Texans. It’s a non-Texan’s notion of what a Texan thinks about Texas.

    What do Texans actually think about Texas? Our notions are somewhere between “Texas, Our Texas” (the state song) and “Stupid Texas Song” http://www.austinlizards.com/stupid_texas_song.html.

    Comment by gsmckinney — September 6, 2007 @ 5:24 pm

  34. im so frickin sick of texas. take back your stupid as Dubya (and yes i realize he wasnt born there), secede for the U.S., invade Iran and get bombed, please!

    Comment by rob — September 6, 2007 @ 5:54 pm

  35. Actually, the original 13 British colonies were all independent republics, not once, but TWICE, prior to the formation of the United States of America under the Constitution.

    The Treaty of Paris named each one, independently, as sovereign, to end the war. The 13 nations then joined into 1 nation under the Articles of Confederation.

    Later, the 13 states each seceded from the Articles, becoming independent again, before joining the Union under the Constitution of the United States of America.

    Comment by Bill aka NO DooDahs! — September 6, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

  36. I had this postcard from the mid-1960s, so it’s at least that old.

    It’s not the “true Texans” who would eliminate Oklahoma — just the University of Texas Longhorns, with their rivalry with the University of Oklahoma Sooners.

    I’ve lived in East Texas and Central Texas, as well as Central Oklahoma, Northeast Louisiana and Southern Indiana. All have their good and bad points, just like any place you care to name.

    I recall seeing maps of Texas from the early 20th Century where the Trans-Pecos was missing. I haven’t been able to find anything on that on the intertubes, and can’t find my old Texas history book.

    Anyone?

    — CV

    Comment by CortxVortx — September 6, 2007 @ 6:00 pm

  37. Texas rocks! Too bad Illinois is ran by a bunch of Constitution-changing, gun-hating liberals.

    Comment by Brent — September 6, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

  38. It appears they switched Wyoming and Colorado are. That probably strengthens the joke rather than weakening it.

    Comment by K — September 6, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

  39. There was also the “Indian Stream Republic”, but was subsumed by New Hampshire.

    Comment by Lurker — September 6, 2007 @ 7:16 pm

  40. I drove through Texas once on my way from Az. to Fl. and I swore if I saw 1 more “I Love Texas” sign I was going to get out of the moving truck and burn it down.

    Comment by Ed — September 6, 2007 @ 8:32 pm

  41. lol….when Oklahoma plays Texas I root for a tie, that way, they both lose. I graduated from Texas A&M..

    Comment by Sue Ann Edwards — September 6, 2007 @ 10:13 pm

  42. Texans are very proud of Texas for some reason. All the other states just kinda hang out and don’t really care but Texas has to be all up in your face about their “superiority”.

    Comment by baconygoodness — September 6, 2007 @ 10:13 pm

  43. My daughter once commented, “Dad it seems that there are some people out there that don’t like Texas” I replied, “Well some would say it’s because we brag alot, but the real reason is because most all of those we brag about are true”. :-)
    God Bless Texas

    Comment by papasteve — September 6, 2007 @ 10:56 pm

  44. Recently found an almost identical postcard of my own state, Michigan: same era, ame self-important geography but no snarky comments about other states. I don’t know if this implies that Michigan is more polite or simply less creative. It does suggest that every state in the union has an analogous postcard out there somewhere. There’s a picture of the card on flickr for all to see: http://www.flickr.com/photos/12766498@N03/1338894172/

    Comment by kdecay — September 6, 2007 @ 11:48 pm

  45. The Texas State Flag pledge has been around for a long time, but it’s just been in schools here since Sept 11, really.

    The One State Under God part is new this year.

    I personally can’t stand pledging allegiance to any flag (smacks of brainwashing to me), but as a teacher I have to suck it up.

    Texans (of which I am one) do tend to be obnoxiously proud of their state, but no more so than many others are of being “American”. It’s just like a double dose of “I love where I was born”. A bit weird for me, but whatever.

    Comment by lekkermeisje — September 6, 2007 @ 11:57 pm

  46. Virginia is “Where in.” And Delaware is also part of “Damned Yankee Land,” as is some of Canada.

    Love your blog; keep up the great work!

    Comment by texasinafrica — September 7, 2007 @ 4:16 am

  47. I also see that, in addition to K’s comments about Wyoming and Colorado switching spots (see #38), the states of Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, and Arizona have changed their shapes and relative locations radically.

    A similar arrangment exists for the Deep South states of Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama, but that’s likely so Texas can expand eastward.

    And, although its outlines don’t seem visible, the phrase “D.C.” is in the right spot for the nation’s capitol city.

    PS. The phrase “uninhabitable” for California, the one state given a name that’s not a pun (“Damned Yankee” Land doesn’t count), is a good mention of the major differences between the two megastates.

    California has a reputation for being home to Hollywood celebs, aging hippies, and crazy liberal ideas.

    Texas is more about businessmen and cowboys who don’t want anyone else getting in their way, Biblical devotion bordering on fanatical, and staunch conservative ideas.

    As a Californian who’s been to the Dallas airport twice, I think I understand both exaggerations equally well.

    Comment by Darrel Jones — September 7, 2007 @ 4:23 am

  48. Man, this is my favorite website – did you know Texas has the same gross domestic product as Canada? I learned that here! http://strangemaps.wordpress.com/2007/06/10/131-us-states-renamed-for-countries-with-similar-gdps/

    Comment by Haney Armstrong — September 7, 2007 @ 4:38 am

  49. You forgot the town of Braggadocious. It’s the town that everybody that goes to Texas seems to wind up in.

    Comment by Mike — September 7, 2007 @ 5:15 am

  50. Part of Quebec and all of New Brunswick somehow got annexed by this map…

    Comment by rek — September 7, 2007 @ 6:19 am

  51. kdecay — your Michigan postcard isn’t viewable, it says the photo is private.

    Comment by Nakanja — September 7, 2007 @ 4:28 pm

  52. No one’s mentioned yet that this version of Texas includes most of the country of Mexico!

    The reason Texans brag about their state, and feel so attached to it, is that it’s a ruthless place, you’ve got to toughen up to survive here, much less succeed, and you’ve got to have a sense of humor about it otherwise you’ll get hammered down more.

    It’s sort of like Stockholm Syndrome.

    Comment by Kitty Tibet — September 7, 2007 @ 5:22 pm

  53. yet another great map. Love your site. And, yes, fortunately or unfortunately, this is how we Texans perceive the world!

    Comment by lketchersid — September 8, 2007 @ 5:15 pm

  54. #41 Sue Ann… when Oklahoma plays Texas, I don’t bother to root for one side over the other. Because by the time the actual game is played, i’ve heard so much “Boomer Sooner” and “Hook em Horns” that I wish they were playing on the moon.

    Comment by Stef — September 8, 2007 @ 8:16 pm

  55. @#52: Are you joking? I’ve lived in Houston since birth, and I’ve never bragged about it. My survival skills are:
    1)buy food at a grocery store
    2)or buy food at McDonald’s

    Jeez.

    Comment by Clay — September 8, 2007 @ 11:16 pm

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  57. We said the pledge to the Texas flag all through grade school (late 1970’s and early 1980’s), as well as singing “Texas, our Texas” everyday. I’ve definately bragged about Texas and can’t honestly understand why a Native Texan would not unless a) they are too new to Texas (1st or 2nd generation) or b) they are some of those lost Californian hippies that somehow ended up in Austin.

    Comment by John — September 10, 2007 @ 8:19 am

  58. The back of the postcard is on cardcow.com, and looks like it’s dated 1954.

    Comment by Jess — September 10, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

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  60. We operate a Texas based giftshop and that is definitely the way we see our map of the States!

    Comment by Texas Gifts — September 18, 2007 @ 5:49 pm

  61. Texans… All hat and no cattle.
    And half aren’t even Texans, really, they’re Detroit natives that moved south 20 years ago.
    They do have a lot of gorgeous girls, though….

    Comment by Ziv — September 19, 2007 @ 12:59 am

  62. There was a map that was a “Cape Codder’s View of the US” similar vein.

    Comment by jimsgarage — September 21, 2007 @ 1:31 am

  63. Never ask a man where he’s from. If he’s from Texas, he’ll tell you; if he’s not, well, you don’t want to embarrass him.

    Comment by ET — September 23, 2007 @ 3:05 am

  64. Yes, great website. We should note that 1) Texas was stolen from Mexico, 2) by slavers, and 3) almost all of Texas consists of alluvium washed down from New Mexico. Draw your own conclusions.

    Comment by Ric0 — September 30, 2007 @ 9:29 pm

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  66. #64:
    I’m gonna have to guess that you’re from California or some other hippie pinko commie liberal feel-good state.

    Comment by Nathan — October 24, 2007 @ 11:50 am

  67. Well, living in Fort Worth, Texas, it does sometimes feel like Texas is that big. It takes forever to get from one large city to another due to Texas’ robust size. Lol, but I love it, so many people here and lots of business going on.

    Comment by J.L. — October 29, 2007 @ 5:32 am

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  69. I recall seeing these in stores when I was a kid, and I even had one once. And as I recall, the “fake name” for Alabama was All Hammy, not All Mammy. Indeed, if you look close in that scan, you can see that’s an H, not an M. Compare it to the other two M’s.

    Comment by KT — December 8, 2007 @ 8:53 pm

  70. Texas, the Yorkshire of America.

    Comment by Mike Thompson — December 15, 2007 @ 11:43 pm

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  73. Even the midgets are bigger in Texas

    Comment by Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoehenheim den Sidste — January 26, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

  74. #64

    No, no…the proper way to address someone you disagree and want to slanderously discredit is no longer “pinko commie” but “America-hating terrorist”.

    Didn’t you get Cheney’s memo?

    Comment by IL Gun-Hater — January 28, 2008 @ 2:31 pm

  75. The rest of the US lets Texas brag about itself because it keeps them from getting too rowdy. It’s like vallium.

    Hey Nathan, it’s OK, don’t cry. I know you get so upset that your eyes well up with bitter tears when people make fun of Texas, but big boys don’t cry!

    Comment by Oxytone — January 31, 2008 @ 4:16 am

  76. When I moved to Texas from NM and got married, my in-laws presented me with a framed certificate of citizenship after one year of residency!

    Comment by Denise — February 13, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

  77. King Ranch 825,000 acres that’s a fair chunck but it seems everything isn’t bigger in Texas, USA that is.
    Alexandria Station in the Northern Territory, Australia for those who don’t know, is over 3,000,000 acres.

    Comment by Malcolm Cullen — February 14, 2008 @ 12:32 pm

  78. Texas is just better than anyone, and everything except Alabama football, and Coach Bryant. I claim Southeast, Alabama, and San Antonio. Remember the Alamo!

    Comment by Zack — April 8, 2008 @ 6:00 am

  79. Texan pride is only how non-Texans like to insult Texas independence, and respect for history.
    Texas:
    Fought it’s own revolution. By itself.
    Was internationally recognized as an independent nation.
    After the Civil War, Texas kept fighting, for itself.
    Texas originally contained half of New Mexico, and parts of Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorad, and Wyoming.
    If taken out of the US GDP, Texas would have the 5th highest GDP in the world.
    The Texas Constitution still has a technical ‘out’ if it wanted to secede again.
    I could go on, but I won’t.

    Texans still learn their history, and are taught to respect it. Can’t y’all find something in your own state to be proud of? Then, you might understand how we feel.

    Comment by R Applegate — June 13, 2008 @ 1:08 am

  80. In addition to Vermont (and technically, the 13 colonies), California, and Texas; we need to remember that Hawai’i was an independent kingdom until 1893.

    Comment by Harold Thomas — June 13, 2008 @ 4:36 pm

  81. If you are a native Texan (born and raised, not lived here for a couple of decades after growing up somewhere else) then you should be proud. Texas is awesome, as apparent by most of the country selling their over priced homes and moving here for jobs. Texas rocks, and all you yankee hippies can keep your gun free states :) and yes, a lot of native texans would get rid of OK from the map, just because.

    Comment by General Jihad — June 17, 2008 @ 2:06 pm

  82. Strangemaps – “Tiny Vermont also was independent for more than a decade” – ???

    I don’t know the history of Vermont, but I am almost certain that that is inaccurate. Vermont may have declared its “independence” sometime after 1776, but I’m pretty sure it was very short-lived.

    Comment by James M. — June 18, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

  83. Hmmm . . . I just looked it up on wikipedia and they claimed that Vermont was independent from 1777 to 1791. I remain skeptical of this claim (I’m quite certain that this “independent” state was not recognized as such by the United States), though.

    Comment by James M. — June 18, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

  84. Fantastic postcard…fantastic country…Texas that is.

    I am a life long Texan, born, raised, educated and hope to die here. I have traveled the world and every time I land in Texas I kiss the ground.

    Yes we were a independent country that Earned it by defeating a powerfull foe. But really what that proved is that when things get tough we stick together and become more powerfull.

    California could not defend it’s constitution from invading easter US polititicans…sad.
    And Hawaii…independent for 50sh years but so what? They could not even conquer all 4 islands…and claimed royalty, whopdy do they just became a british patsy.

    Comment by francisco — July 29, 2008 @ 3:51 am

  85. Texas is full of inflated ego idiots. They think they know everything and they know nothing. I live here and out up with them every day and if it came down to them seceding from the union, let them go. This place isn’t worth the effort to keep it. I hate you Texas.

    Comment by Mac — August 10, 2008 @ 7:20 pm

  86. Texas is full of foreigners who have inflated egos. They think they know everything, but they can’t even skin a squirrel for barbecue.

    Texas is valuable enough that two of the three powers of North America have fought over it for more than 200 years. European powers fought over it for nearly 300 years prior to that.

    What would American culture be without Bob Wills, Buddy Holly, and barbed wire? Get real.

    Comment by Ed Darrell — August 10, 2008 @ 7:56 pm

  87. thanks

    Comment by hero — October 15, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

  88. My god I can’t understand a word of what Texan people say. Seriously. Of course you people who grew up in Texas think Texas is “all that”. You grew up being taught that. But c’mon in the big picture, what does Texas have? Get real.

    I’m not American. I’m in Canada. And even here we know what a hick town Texas is.

    Comment by Nat — November 18, 2008 @ 1:26 am

  89. 82: Yes, Vermont was an independent nation. It was able to stay as an independent nation for years longer than Texas could. :)

    Truthfully, I can’t think of many states that are uglier than Texas. It is just a physically untattractive place. Maybe Kansas is worse. At least Oklahoma has some of the Ozarks.

    Comment by Steve — January 9, 2009 @ 3:47 pm

  90. are you people really serious. ok im 15 yrs born in raised in galveston county. but seriously ive never bragged about Texas…i seriously want to leave an go 2 the uninhabitable. haha california or florida.
    who cares how big texas is i mean its just a state.

    Comment by alex — April 21, 2009 @ 11:48 pm

  91. thank you

    Comment by Tony — May 4, 2009 @ 3:07 am

  92. thanks for this map..
    good 
    luck

    Comment by Solomon — May 11, 2009 @ 8:37 am

  93. merci

    Comment by aspicco . — May 17, 2009 @ 5:38 am

  94. I saw this post card in Lubbock around August 2007 and wish I had bought it. Now I can’t find it so I was happy to find this site. As a native Floridian (grew up in Tampa) living in Texas I can saw to all of the Texas haters. How’s your state doing? Because here in Texas, the economy’s great, the people are great, the schools are great and Texas has some of the most beautiful places I’ve seen and I’ve traveled to more than a dozen states. The Woodlands, Canyon Lake, San Antonio, the Hill Country and the Junction, TX area are just a couple of examples I can give. God bless the red states and God help the blue states. God Bless Texas! I love The Woodlands, TX!!

    Comment by Robert — May 27, 2009 @ 4:02 pm

  95. Vielen Dank

    Comment by moon — July 3, 2009 @ 4:39 am

  96. Muchas gracias

    Comment by sun — July 4, 2009 @ 7:10 am

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