Gone are the days when just carving three holes in a hollowed-out pumpkin and having a candle project its flickering light from inside would scare the bejeezus out of all the neighbourhood kids. That must have been somewhere around 1891, when those pumpkins were the most advanced piece of entertainment technology available.
Technology has moved on since then, and several revolutions (electronic, digital and virtual) later, the still ubiquitous Halloween pumpkin now struggles to be seen and feared amidst our modern gadgetry. A few of the more extravagant attempts are: pumpkins exposing themselves and puking, or pumpkins posing as octopi, oysters, hamburgers, the Death Star from Star Wars and even Jack Nicholson in ‘The Shining’ (all and more to be found here).
I thank Ben Krall for finding among all those scary incarnations this pumpkin map of the USA. I’m not quite sure whom this is supposed to scare, though: anti-Americans? People with extreme map-phobia? Miss South Carolina?
Considering the convexity of pumpkins and the concomitant difficulty of carving out all those borders so neatly, a lot of work (and several pumpkins) must have gone into creating this rather good rendition of the United States.
Oklahoma seems to have been the top op the pumpkin, and Florida, New Jersey, Delaware, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Vermont and New Hampshire seem to have been carved out of a different pumpkin.


I count at least 3 different pumpkins there. Most of the west except for Oregon is a separate pumpkin if you look closely.
Comment by Ted — November 14, 2007 @ 12:20 pm
Oklahoma was at the BOTTOM of the punkin (calyx end). The yellowish pieces were probably from the parts that lay on the ground, and had I been doing that map I’d have made the Northeast and California (along with southern Wisconsin) out of something decidedly “yellow.”
As it is PA, Jersey, Lon-Guyland, and southern New England all appear to be cut from a butternut squash. I’d also add that the photo was snapped not long after creation of the map, and pumpkins and such curl hard when they start to dry out along the edges.
What I really want to know is whether the decision to make Oklahoma look like a butt-hole was intentional …
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It almost looks like an electoral vote map after a particularly surprising landslide victory.
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Wow, pretty awesome! Though I noticed that the mapmaker didn’t separate the Michigan Upper Peninsula from Wisconsin. Hey, we won that as fair compensation for Toledo!
Comment by El Santo — November 14, 2007 @ 6:07 pm
Virginia’s tip of the Delmarva Peninsula is gone, too.
Though I’ve seen that a lot on amateur maps.
Comment by Darrel Jones — November 14, 2007 @ 9:09 pm
You left out Maryland! Although to be fair I think it’s one of the easiest states to forget about.
And this is kind of odd – I’m not sure if I’m tricking myself into seeing a color difference between the UP and Wisconsin because I’m so used to it, or if they’re really different and just fit together (same pumpkin, cut from each other, still fitted together?). Also, is it just me, or is California split in twain from the Bay Area? Is this Northern California separatist pumpkin map?
Comment by jeff n. — November 15, 2007 @ 6:12 am
They should have used pumpkin seeds for Hawaii!
Comment by ATOMISCHE — November 15, 2007 @ 1:19 pm
Hahahaha. Miss South Carolina Teen USA is TERRIFIED of the pumpkin map. But, yeah, she’s probably the only one.
Comment by Marisa — November 15, 2007 @ 3:19 pm
california does appear to be made of two separate pieces, and i’m not convinced the UP is a separate piece from wisconsin. though after someone mentioned it, i must admit, there almost does appear to be some subtle color difference.
being a life-long cartographile, this blog is one of my favorite stops on the web. keep up the great posting!
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I wonder who had to gut these pumpkins. I was done at three.
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Yes, California does seem to be two pieces, I think because it’s so long, the curved piece (all of these “states” are curved, of course) woudln’t fit right, so it probalby had to be broken after carving.
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thank you
Comment by Tony — May 4, 2009 @ 3:12 am
thanks for this map..
good
luck
Comment by Solomon — May 11, 2009 @ 8:40 am
Vielen Dank
Comment by moon — July 3, 2009 @ 4:55 am
Muchas gracias
Comment by sun — July 4, 2009 @ 7:20 am