Strange Maps

April 28, 2008

268 - Jamerica the Beautiful

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People of a very religious disposition have been known to see the face of Jesus in a slice of burnt toast, or the Virgin Mary’s silhouet in a tree. Map-nuts similarly observe simulacra of states and continents in everyday objects.

“I’ve seen photos of clouds resembling maps, pancake surface patterns,” writes Bjørn Bojesen. “But never a blob of jam.”  And then: “I was just making a sandwich, and there it was – America on the chopping board!”

Both the Atlantic and Pacific coastlines of South America are wonderfully rendered, the accretion of jam at the left hand side even  symbolizing the Andes mountain chain. Central and North America are somewhat less true to life, but their general shape is not that far off. As jam-based maps go, anyway.

Although “there is something really weird going on in Alaska,” as Mr Bojesen readily admits. The Aleutian islands have morphed from a narrow island chain into a gigantic terrestrial tentacle, sticking into the Pacific Ocean and almost touching the West Coast.

On the other side of the continent, Cuba and/or other Caribbean islands have hypertrophied and are drifting east into the Atlantic.

Thanks to Mr Bojesen for sending in this picture of ‘Jamerica’.

 

 

27 Comments »

  1. Bad omen that i reckon.

    Comment by Christopher — April 28, 2008 @

  2. I’m concerned that the trend towards rising cutting board depths will one day inundate the beautiful coastlines you see in this jam today.

    Comment by Bob — April 28, 2008 @

  3. I once saw South America on a cappucino’s foam.

    Comment by manu — April 28, 2008 @

  4. A fried of mine once had a pretty accurate map of the Soviet Union (not just Russia!) in the foam of his beer.

    Comment by hs — April 28, 2008 @

  5. That knife is a little bizarre looking in its own right.

    Also, the phenomenon is called “pareidolia”, and it’s spelled “silhouette”.

    Thanx

    Comment by Lurker — April 28, 2008 @

  6. I think I can see JAMaica

    Comment by mike — April 29, 2008 @

  7. I saw a pine tree become Great Britain on a very windy day.

    Comment by Greg — April 29, 2008 @

  8. I once saw a demon’s face in a stereo speaker in college. Took it as a sign that I had gone too long without sleep. Snoozed well, got rid of the speaker soon after.

    Kept my AC-DC records.

    Comment by godozo — April 29, 2008 @

  9. i once had the head of Admiral Akkbar on a pint of Cains.

    Comment by Garfunkal — April 29, 2008 @

  10. It actually looks more like a map of the District of Columbia if it annexed Tacoma Park, MD.

    Comment by KPL — April 29, 2008 @

  11. I swear I read the title of this post as Jamaica the Beautiful and I looked and looked at the jam and I never did see Jamaica…so I finally went back to find that it was Jamerica and I got the pun.

    Long day in Louisville, I tell you.

    Comment by guinness74 — April 29, 2008 @

  12. I was confused when I saw the title of the post - I expected the jelly spot to look like Jamaica. Jamerican is what a Jamaican fellow in my office calls himself.

    Comment by lichanos — April 29, 2008 @

  13. Looking at myself in the mirror, I once noticed two looming ‘boots of Italy’ on each side of my face. Very frightening.
    Raf
    http://uzar.wordpress.com/

    Comment by Raf Uzar — April 29, 2008 @

  14. Hudson’s Bay is even recognizable, props!

    (And, if you squint enough, and use the same imagination you’ve been using to see almost everything else, you can see Greenland on the upper right side.)

    Comment by David — April 30, 2008 @

  15. What’s that little atoll south of the knife?

    Comment by Huntington — April 30, 2008 @

  16. ‘What’s that little atoll south of the knife?’

    The Falkland Islands? lol

    Comment by MarkW — April 30, 2008 @

  17. Pareidolia is fun, but Québec, Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia are missing, Mexico is mostly under water, Florida almost touches Cuba… American jamperialism?

    Comment by Gilles — April 30, 2008 @

  18. Is that a butter knife or a scalpel?

    Comment by Danny Salamander — April 30, 2008 @

  19. Gilles: American hejamony!

    Comment by Huntington — April 30, 2008 @

  20. The Aleutian islands have morphed from a narrow island chain into a gigantic terrestrial tentacle, sticking into the Pacific Ocean and almost touching the West Coast.

    I actually assumed that to be Baja California; but that would require N.America to be rotated anti-clockwise to some extent.

    Comment by Navneeth — April 30, 2008 @

  21. Oops! That would be clockwise.

    Comment by Navneeth — April 30, 2008 @

  22. maybe this is why they like to vote for conserve-atives

    Comment by pete scully — May 2, 2008 @

  23. When my cat sits a certain way, she looks just like Finland.

    Comment by michael5000 — May 3, 2008 @

  24. Jam-erica! Jam-erica! God shed his grapes on thee …

    Comment by Bart Hall (Kansas, USA) — May 3, 2008 @

  25. South America and Central America are on point but North America is a bit of a stretch. Maybe after a couple tectonic shifts!?!?

    Comment by metamorphallic — May 7, 2008 @

  26. The island south of the knife is little Nauru. Fortunately, phosphate mining is back, thanks to a giant flock of nesting seagulls.

    Comment by kashgar216 — May 11, 2008 @

  27. Mais non, Gilles. See post #14, which I think is correct. “My jam includes Québec!”

    Comment by francophile — June 9, 2008 @

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