In 1976, Dutch illustrator Rien Poortvliet and writer Wil Huygen published ‘Gnomes’, a quasi-scientific work about the history, anatomy, habits, quirks and other aspects of the lives of these little people. The book, supposedly written with the consent and cooperation of the gnomes, was an international success, translated in 21 different languages and selling over 4 million copies.
Gnomes are extremely small, human-like creatures who wear pointy red hats, all have beards (the men, not the women) and live in holes beneath the ground. They are benevolent, caring for animals, but also sympathetic to humans. Several subspecies can be distinguished: wood gnomes, garden gnomes, dune gnomes (at the coast), farm gnomes and mill gnomes. Or at least some people believe so; in the olden days, gnomes were an accepted fact of life, as is attested by the widespread knowledge of them, but their ever rarer sightings have confined them to the realm of folklore.
This map shows the extent of the gnome habitat in Europe: vast but fragmented, from Ireland in the west to an eastern boundary deep in Siberia, and from high up in Scandinavia to a southern limit running throught Belgium to Switzerland and down into the northern Balkan. Southern countries like France, Spain, Italy, Albania, most of ex-Yugoslavia, Albania, Bulgaria and Greece are (almost) completely gnome-free. Heavy concentrations of gnomes can be found in the British Isles, Scandinavia, the Alps and Carpathians and areas of Belarus and the Ukraine.
This map, taken from ‘Leven en werk van de kabouter’ (the original Dutch edition of ‘Gnomes’), was kindly provided by Christof Rutten.


We’ve got a few gnomes here in NC: http://www.yourgnometownbrewery.com/
Comment by JB — May 27, 2008 @ 7:20 pm
Hmmm…France seems singularly lacking in gnomes. Couldn’t abide the tax rates, I guess. :)
Comment by Anthony (Los Angeles) — May 27, 2008 @ 7:33 pm
Interesting how southern Europe and France never cared for them…….. Is this also reflected in their fairy tales?
Comment by Ron — May 27, 2008 @ 7:34 pm
Hahaha, i like this madness :-)
Comment by Ouinon — May 27, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
reminds me of the Dragonology book http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0763623296/ iirc it also contained a map of dragon habitats :)
(found this one in a wonderful swedish natural-mysteries museum where you could see a rebuilt gnome-dwelling etc)
Comment by pascal — May 27, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
Well, if tax was an issue, Denmark and Sweden should be devoid of them.
But ‘nisser’ are an integral part of Christmas (’Jul’) traditions here – relegated from a more ubiquitous part of a daily life and superstition.
They were the subject of one of a whole series of Advent calendars about the histories of Christmas traditions.
I’m pretty sure that this Gnomepædia was made into an animated series. I vaguely recall it from the end of my childhood in the late 80es.
Comment by Sili — May 27, 2008 @ 8:32 pm
these gnomes definitely do not like the french :(
too many frogs maybe?
i’ve been owning this book for probably two decades now. a classic.
Comment by sparth - dallas — May 27, 2008 @ 8:50 pm
In Polish usually they are called “krasnal” or “krasnoludek” (singular), not “gnom”. “Krasnal/krasnoludek” means “red (little) person” what is derived from the color of their hats.
Comment by ac — May 27, 2008 @ 9:56 pm
The gnome glossary should surely include:
Gaelic: Leprechaun
Comment by jcwexford — May 27, 2008 @ 10:54 pm
Damn elves!
Comment by Cappy — May 28, 2008 @ 12:23 am
They must not like water either, a lot of the “red blotches” take the shape of a shoreline, but don’t go to it (Sweden and Denmark, for example).
And that colour just gives me the creeps, it looks like Europe is bleeding! (I got in a somewhat serious (requiring stiches) bike accident on the weekend and, had I landed on a map of Europe rather than a ditch, it probably would look a lot like that, so maybe that’s why it’s creeping me out a bit … )
Comment by David — May 28, 2008 @ 12:53 am
Has anyone else noticed that some of the gnome areas in Russia seem to form themselves into the shapes of letters (upside down on this map) which spell out the name “alice”, followed by what could be the uppercase letter “A”?
Comment by Greg — May 28, 2008 @ 6:04 am
In France, we have at least one gnome and we have even elected him as president ;-)
Comment by Jean — May 28, 2008 @ 6:41 am
The french gnomes were all liberated and moved to Scandinavia!
Comment by Kees — May 28, 2008 @ 6:55 am
The liberation link above didn’t work, so here it is as a readable link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnome_Liberation_Front
Comment by Kees — May 28, 2008 @ 6:57 am
There are “gnomes” in northern Spain. They are called “trasnos” (Galicia) or “trasgos” (Asturias)
Comment by Antonio — May 28, 2008 @ 7:28 am
…”follets” (Catalonia), “galtxagorriak” (`red trousers´, Basque Country)…
Comment by Antonio — May 28, 2008 @ 7:33 am
Ah, I remember reading this book as a kid… the memories…
Comment by David — May 28, 2008 @ 8:52 am
@#12 – that’s awesome. I wonder if it’s the illustrator’s hidden signature or something?
Comment by Birdseed — May 28, 2008 @ 8:55 am
I love that book!
Comment by Romanov — May 28, 2008 @ 8:59 am
I like how it claims kabouter in “Belgian” is “kleinmanneken” (literally “littleman”, with “man” having a Flemish-style diminutive). Actually, though, most of Flanders (the Dutch-speaking half of Belgium) just calls them kabouters as well.
Not sure about what Walloons call them.
Comment by Cairnarvon — May 28, 2008 @ 9:20 am
Gnomes avoid the latin countries of europe like the plague.
Comment by kingofbongo — May 28, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
What about La Chouffe – http://www.achouffe.be/newfr/index.php – proof of gnomes in Belgium at least?
Comment by John — May 28, 2008 @ 12:34 pm
Is this “Gnome” distribution or “Goblin” distribution? The legend next to the lecturer clearly says “Imp (Goblin)” in English, and I remember that Goblins were the natural enemy of Gnomes in the book. I would check my own copy, but I’m at work just now.
Comment by MikhailBorg — May 28, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
jcwexford@9: “The gnome glossary should surely include: Gaelic: Leprechaun”:
It mistakenly gives “imp (goblin)” for “Iers” as well as “Engels”.
Comment by mollymooly — May 28, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
@ MikhailBorg, jcwexford@9:
I’m not sure whether the right term is either gnome or goblin, or if both aren’t interchangeable. The English title of Messrs Huygen and Poortvliet’s book is ‘Gnomes’, but the image, taken from the Dutch edition clearly names the creatures as ‘Goblins’ (or ‘Imps’) in English. And I don’t know where the leprechauns fit in…
Comment by strangemaps — May 28, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
Fascinating …
Does anyone have a map of where the various faeries live?
Namaste,
Lina
Comment by alinaphoenix — May 28, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
lmao.
Comment by 19thkiller — May 28, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
Fantastic gnome fun!
http://uzar.wordpress.com/
Raf
Comment by Raf Uzar — May 28, 2008 @ 6:23 pm
“Krasnoludki” in Polish and they predominantly live on the western border of Poland.
http://uzar.wordpress.com/
Raf
Comment by Raf Uzar — May 28, 2008 @ 6:23 pm
WOW, my home area is full of Goblins! Actually all the “Hutsul Country” (see http://www.traditionalcultures.net/2008/05/hutsuls-in-bucovina-past-and-present.html ) has been pretty famous for a lot of magic.
Comment by Gebeleizis — May 28, 2008 @ 8:57 pm
Have you ever seen a decoration that looks like someone bending over? It would be cool it a was Gnome butt.
Also, I have seen a yard decoration of a deer, inside a cage, surrounded by concrete instead of grass.
Comment by mofojo — May 28, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
I thought most of the gnomes lived and worked in Zurich?
Comment by Cogidubnus — May 29, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
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Gnomes avoid the latin countries of europe like the plague.
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i think that because there a germanic thing.
by the way the gnome next to the map is David de Boskabouter.
Comment by Gábor — May 29, 2008 @ 9:36 pm
Very intersting!
Comment by Srinivas — May 30, 2008 @ 4:00 am
One of my favourite books!
Comment by Nathaniel — May 30, 2008 @ 5:44 am
Very Good
Thanks
Comment by اس ام اس — May 30, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
Here’s a link to the world’s LARGEST gnome: http://www.gnomeonthegrange.com/CornCow/
Comment by kenny — May 30, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
The gnoms truly seem to avoid Latin countries with ONE BIG EXCEPTION: ROMANIA!
Comment by Gebeleizis — June 3, 2008 @ 8:27 pm
Actually Romania seems really full of gnomes, including my native area in the north of the country… Yet the map does not mention any Romanian name for the gnoms, even though Romania is one of the most “gnomish” countries in Europe. That’s really strange. I can only think of “spiriduş” as the Romanian equivalent of the gnome…
Comment by Gebeleizis — June 3, 2008 @ 8:30 pm
As a child I loved this book. I always wondered if all these things about gnomes be true or not.. until adulthood crept in dissolving all my doubts about it, together with many other illusions and hopes.
Slitzweitz (goodbye in the gnomes’ language)
Comment by agostino — June 8, 2008 @ 11:34 pm
Oh my god! We had that book in my house when I was little. It confused me so much though, because it wasn’t with my (kids) books…it isn’t a kids book…it was next to the National Geographics. I eventually figured it out, several years later.
Comment by Jennifer — June 14, 2008 @ 7:21 am
I can believe that France would have a low gnome population, but I am surprised that Brittany, with its Celtic roots, would also be gnome-free. I demand a recount!
Comment by Bob — June 22, 2008 @ 4:08 am
If you look at that map upside-down, several of the red splotches in what I think is Byelarus and Ukraine turn into the word “alice”.
Comment by Rich Grenyer — July 24, 2008 @ 2:49 am
thank you
Comment by Tony — May 4, 2009 @ 3:41 am
thanks for this map
good
luck
…
Comment by Solomon — May 11, 2009 @ 8:54 am
merci
Comment by aspicco . — May 17, 2009 @ 6:40 am
Vielen Dank
Comment by moon — July 3, 2009 @ 5:15 am
Muchas gracias
Comment by sun — July 4, 2009 @ 7:39 am